Me: "One more seafood joke like that and I'll fish-slap you!"
Him: "What, are you gonna take me to school?"
Me: "Seriously, stop. All these fish jokes are giving me a haddock."
Him: "Wow. That was a good one. Did you mean it, or are you just feeding me a line?"
Me: "NO! I'd never! That one came right from my sole!"
This is why I love my coworkers.